About Hubert Schlongson

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Cross-country biographer, general urban rambler and former olympic chess wrestling champion; winning gold at the 1980 olympics and then going on to win gold again in 1928. Hubert created 'The Blobland Band' series of childrens' stories to pay his gambling debts, which began to accumulate shortly after he left university with a third in Nostril Studies in 1968. Although the stories were an instant hit and have been translated into many languages (including, due to his appalling linguistic skills, Svenordic, his native tongue and the language he claimed to be using when he first wrote the manuscripts), the revenue was not high enough to pay off his debts and keep him in baked beans. He was therefore forced to sell out and allow radio plays, saturday morning cartoons and even a couple of low-budget films to be made in the mid 1970s and early 1980s. Hubert now lives in a shed in Sutton Colbury, where he mutters a lot and shouts at passers-by.

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